I'm almost back.

In the meantime, why not take a look at some long-neglected, earlier Finslippy entries?

Back in the salad days, I had things to say about children and their proximity to hot beverages and dirty pony toys and made-up stereotypes and bizarre man-hating commercials . So enjoy, laugh nostalgically, and before you know it I'll be back, with tales of violence and emotional breakdowns and run-ins with cult members. This material I got here--this is gold.