Item! Tom Skerritt should be making more movies.
There are few positions I enjoy more than sitting.
I know this will make me unpopular, but flip-flops are insufficient footwear.
Ignore your lumbar region at your own peril, gang.
Don't be a goof! Patronize your local library.
What's with clogging?
There are few living actors who smell better than Joel Grey.
I don't care what anyone says: for me, rye bread is the choice of kings.
You can argue all you want that gnomes don't dwell beneath my floorboards, but I'll wait to hear from the experts, thank you.