I was a guest on the One Bad Mother podcast, which is always entertaining, and I don't think I did too much damage. I gave them terrible advice about the first trimester.
I have a winner for my books giveaway, and she is Commenter #28: Roseanna! Your books are on their way, Roseanna, I swear it.
ALSO ALSO I chose my glasses. My favorite from the beginning was the Je Ne Sais Quoi, and enough of you agreed that I went for it. That said, the rest of you have me planning on the Ruby Red for my second inevitable pair. How I treasure you all.
Here I am, smiling at myself. My hair seems to have grown a few inches in the past week? And it's a different color or something? I'm not clear on what's happening. Next week it will be down to my butt and I'll braid pussy willows into it.
And now I am serious. So very serious.
Okay, that's all, move along.
BUT WAIT: Thanks to commenter (and neighbor) Deirdre, I'm going to try acupuncture on my neck. My last couple of acupuncture experiences ranged from underwhelming to gory, but I'm determined to try. One last time. Unless I bleed out on the table, I hope to report back.