Henry: My shoe feels funny.
Me: Do you want to take it off?
Henry (sighing): I'll live.
Henry (sniffling): I'm not going to camp anymore. I'm staying in bed until I'm ten.
Me: Let's discuss that tomorrow, shall we?
Henry: Tomorrow I'm going to remember this crying fit. And I’m going to remind you that we agreed I could stay in bed.
Me: Good night.
Henry: Until I'm TEN.
Henry's friend Sofia: (nonsensical babbling about something or other)
Sofia: I know, right?
Henry: I didn't say "WHA??!!!", I said "what."