I often have my head through the arm hole.

if you want to know what a typical afternoon with Scott and me is like, here: please watch the first two minutes of this scene from A New Leaf.

In case you're wondering: yes, Scott's the Walter Matthau character. And when he's not fixing my clothes, he's cutting the tags hanging off me or pulling food out of my hair. Unlike the Walter Matthau character, he doesn't want me dead. I am quite lucky.

If you haven't seen A New Leaf, all I can say is: What? Oh, no. You must get right on that.