Marriage!

-I would really like to figure out this weird chest pain I'm having.

-Shouldn't you go to the doctor? Chest pain seems like a good reason to go to the doctor.

-Well, no, it's not really my chest like my HEART. Maybe it's my lungs? Or my boobs.

-You can't tell the difference between your lungs and your boobs?

-Well, I mean I can in everyday life, yes, but since one area sits right above the other, it's hard to tell which hurts.

-That makes no sense. Your breasts and your lungs are different things.

-Thanks, doctor.

-I mean, just because they're close to each other, you don't know which it is? I can tell the difference between my pants and my testicles.

-So you're saying that breasts are the pants of the chest.

-That's exactly what I'm saying, yes.