We were going to wait to get another dog, but then we realized that waiting is stupid and dogs are the best. Meet Hazel.
Hazel is between 3 and 5 years of age, so we'll just go ahead and call her 4. She was dumped by some sad fool who failed to recognize that she is a wondrous being with popcorn-scented paws. We got her through a rescue group, and now she is ours and she is the best. They called her a chihuahua mix but we think she's all chihuahua.
Her full name is Hazel Doolittle Bradley-Rosann. Doolittle because her evening gloves belie her coarse beginnings.
We love her a little bit.
The cat now makes this face, all the time.
She'll get over it.
Back to Hazel! All she wants to do is sleep on a lap, or burrow under some covers.
She is very, very smart. I think she might be the next Oprah.