"We have to hurry, my husband will be home any minute."
"I'm just trying to spice things up. Isn't that what married couples are supposed to do?"
"Why, it's the PSE&G guy! Are you here to read the gas meter?"
"(Sigh.) Yes, uh, you sure did use a lot of energy this month."
"Well, I do like things hot. But I can't pay my bill! Whatever will I do?"
"I could, heh, put you on an extended payment plan."
"Ooh, I like that idea. Ooh. How far can it extend?"
"And you know, you can get a rebate on our Energy Saver hot-water heater."
"Oh, yeah, baby."
"Save you a bundle."
"Okay, I'm done."