Things I worried about while trying out our new* treadmill

-Slipping

-Breaking some part of my body, and no one would hear my screams

-My water bottle slipping out my hands and pouring all over the treadmill, causing:

-Electrocution

-Sudden death syndrome

-Should I be this tired after five minutes?

-Missing an important phone call

-Missing an important visitor

-Emails! There might be urgent emails!

-Ghosts

-Not being able to hear someone breaking in with this iPod in my ears

-Dying of dehydration because I'm too nervous to reach for my water bottle

-I'm really not kidding about the ghosts

-Sleep deprivation. Shouldn't I be napping right now?

(*actually my sister's old treadmill, but new to us. Thanks, Liz! UNLESS I DIE.)