I write across genres—nonfiction, essays, and short stories (and, coming in 2027 and 2028, children’s books). More than anything, I delight in creating nonsense.

From the moment they’re created until the day they steal our cars, our babies demand center stage in our lives. So join Alice and Eden as they tell you (and your lucky partner!) exactly what to think and feel and do, from morning sickness to baby’s first steps. They know everything!

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"An outrageously humorous, over-the-top guide to surviving pregnancy and child-rearing”

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Essays

Eighteen Attempts At Writing About A Miscarriage, The Sun

My weekend in a (sort of) cult: I signed up to learn meditation and almost became an infinite being, Salon

Waterbugs, The Sun

Baked Goods and Bad Trips, TueNight

Bad Panties, Nerve (reprinted in TueNight)

Short stories

Don’t Be Alarmed, The Sun

The Panty Thief, Fence

M.E. in Trouble, PANK

What I Have, Berkeley Fiction Review

Coming 2027/2028

PABLO AND PUFF, Penguin Random House: Spring 2027. Illustrated by Samantha Cotterill.

DENTIST KITTY, Penguin Random House: Fall 2027. Illustrated by Heather Fox.

EDDIE THE YETI, Penguin Random House: Spring 2028. Illustrated by Jay Fleck.